Typowy Kosmita

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o 7 rano

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o 23

i tysiąc mysli, słów i wiadomosci pomiedzy...

należy mnie leczyć

leczyć z Kobiety....

Kobieta w urodziny strzelila foch... o co? 

bo przyszedłem 3m za wczesnie... zanim zdażyła się przewiązać kokardą..

Kobieta... najlepszy prezent dla K

      Diary of Heroic baby slime

Hi, if you’re reading this you probably have no idea what is about to happen. Oh, by the way that's me: Jello...                                                                           

This is how my adventure started:

                               Thursday

I spawned in a small, but dark room. I squeaked (you see it was the only noise I could make). A few moments later, there was an ear-piercing crack and a block fell and almost squished me into 'slime stew'. I had to get away soon. But how? I am only so small and have so much to learn.

                                   Friday

Hi, Jello again, I finally figured out why I was here. Well I'm being held captive to train for Herobrine's Army so he can take over Minecraftia. I have to go train. I will find a way to get out soon. Hopefully...

    Much, muchLater

So you've been wondering how I'm going to get out. Well, I have friends and they told me there is a special way out of here. But the only way to get to it is by defeating a whole army! Probably, no-one wants that so no-one has ever tried it, so I could be the first! Hooray, and during that I’ll quite possibly die because I'm so small. No Pressure there!!! It will be LEGENDARY. Of to get my Master plan ready!

By the way, one of my friends is a tall, thin Enderman called Ender. Ender is like a playful puppy (What exactly is a Puppy?). Whilst my other friend, who is a spider, called Stump, is quite serious. All of us are opposites but we complement each other and are seldom apart.

Master Plan Unleashed

I looked out of the window: thunder - warning me not to go. I peeked over to Stump and Ender's hiding place. I shouted at the top of my slimy voice "MONSTER ATTACK!!!” The mutant Creeper hissed: "No-one can leave now MUAHAHA you shall all die!"

Ok, future Jello here, so my plan is that while everyone is fighting WE (meaning me, Stump and Ender) will creep into the vents until we get above the Combat Room so we can then escape without having to fight any of the guards, hopefully our robot will keep them busy...

                            Life or Death?

So our plan might have foiled a bit by someone - Obviously Stinger the ANNOYING. So just to make our life harder he called the army, can he get even more ANNOYING! I knew we'd have consequences but not like this. Soon the whole army was upon us. There could have been a lot of death if our robot hadn't helped. Yay Robot! You see it could sense when I was in danger and would come and assist me when close to peril, clever isn't it (thanks Ender). Only one thing for it, I thought. “Revenge!!!" I screamed as I charged for the Exit. I was adamant to get out.

Everything started to dim... My senses. They left me...

Darkness... Am I dead?

I woke up. A dream? No!

Just a new Beginning...                                  

Zachód słońca znów miał kolor włosów Kobiety.

Kobieta jest wielka,

Kobieta jest fascynująca.

Kobieta jest mocna.

Kobieta jest czasami jak mała zagubiona dziewczynka, która bardzo potrzebuje tuli.

Kobieta jest chodząca sprzecznością.

a niebo o wschodzie słońca miało kolor oczu Kobiety.

ale najważniejsze... Kobieta ma MOC

geneza:

a słowo stało się ciałem

1. K, Ty to jesteś z innej planety

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2. Typowy samiec...

= Typowy Kosmita...